Funny phrases and funny quotes

Funny phrases and funny quotes: "I never criticise referees and i'm not going to change a habit for that prat. - Ron Atkinson

What will you do when you leave football, Jack, will you stay in football - Stuart Hall, (radio 5 live commentator)

"A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on" - Samuel Goldwyn.

"What's another word for thesaurus?" - Steven Wright.

"Only one man ever understood me, and he didn't understand me." - G.W. Hegel (philosopher)

"Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet." Mark Twain. -

"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett."

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